Letter To The Computer Gods

Dear Computer Gods,
I want you to know that I'm trying to be patient. Really, I am. And I want you to know that I am thankful for the technologically gifted people you have connected me with in life...specifically my wonderful brother in law, Arron. I'm easpecially thankful that you helped me keep my cool at Best Buy tonight as the Geek Squad guy told me he could basically do NOTHING to help me, unless I had $59 bucks. You helped me be calm and talk nicely and then call Arron. Thank you for given Arron the ability to run the diagnostics on my baby for FREE.

I want to ask you a little favor....please...cure my girl, let her be ok. AND FAST. Like, I don't wanna have to wrap her in a cold box and send her to wherever Acer is. She'll be all alone and oh so scared. And she really doesn't wanna be away from me for a month either. Please let her be ok. Let Arron make her all better.

I'm hoping you've noticed how patient I've been through this whole ordeal. I mean, really...you let some teenage punk break into my home and steal my first baby and then this...I've been patient. I didn't get pissed at my hubby and have even tried to be nice too. I didn't even get angry at the Geek Squad guy for not being helpful in the least bit.

You must also notice that I have INCREDIBLY less time to spend in the internet world. I mean, by now I must have at least 1,000 blog posts to read on my Google Reader. And just think of all the e-mail I'm behind on. I really need my baby back...and SOON.

So, if there are computer gods out there, please let them send a working laptop with wireless capabilties.

Thank you.

Amen