Ok "Elvis", did you seriously mean to have the camel toe effect with the costume or is that a side effect of all the polyester/spandex? WRONG, JUST TOTALLY WRONG! Leave the camel for the cover of a cigarette box!
Ok Hooter Boys, you get a kudos. Fantastic idea. I'd like to call this "Hooter Reunion...40 years post retirement". Bwahahahahahaha...and how did they make the boobs? They're great!
Ok, seriously...too far. He's gone too far. I so badly wish I were friends with Ree at Confessions of a Pioneer Woman so I could share this with her. I'm thinking she'd find it hilarious, but I don't know....I wouldn't want her to think some sick-o was stalking her, so I'm NOT going to send it to her. But feel free to do it on your own! (and I do kinda get the sick sheep humor. I did grow up in South Dakota after all!!!)
Just one word: SICK! Does he seriously think he's some kind of crime fighter? The only thing he is going to be able to do is scare everyone away. I just don't get it.
I have no words for this one. Seriously. What the F*#K?! Does she understand how positively creepy this is? That she can only be open to complete public scrutiny? OMG!